“ Danish guy’s mum marries his murdered father’s brother. He sees his dad’s ghost. Everyone dies. Fail.”
“ I sent carpenter son, you killed him, but he’ll be back. I’ve got 2 billion followers.”
“Put rude people in their place politely. Use the fork on the outside. Most importantly: NO WHITE SHOES TILL MEMORIAL DAY.”
Well, the big story is the Supreme Court. President Obama has found his nominee. She is a Federal appeals judge. Sonia Sotomayor, I think her name is. A Latino woman, how about that? So, you know what that means. Ruth Bader Ginsburg no longer the hot chick on the court.
Actually, the Republicans were a little disappointed. When they heard Obama said he might appoint a minority, they went, “Oh, great, a Republican!”
I don’t know if you folks have been following this, but you know at NASA how they’ve got the shuttle and periodically they take it up into space. They got a call from the Hubble space telescope people, who said, 'The thing is busted. Can you send a crew up there?' So they go up there, and it’s all fixed. The Hubble space telescope is fixed. And now, when they finished up, they put a sticker on the telescope that says, 'Objects may be closer than
