Today, the Federal Reserve Chairman saw his shadow, so that means six more weeks of recession . . . He will serve four more years, or until the United States becomes a colony of China.
He looks like a guy who ran a Madoff feeder fund. He looks like a personal physician to a pop star. He looks like a medical examiner on Kojak. Kojak? How old is this guy?
He looks like a dry cleaner who can't find your suit pants.
I'm never sure, when I ask that question, what manner of response I'll receive. Sometimes an Englishman will just demurely raise a handkerchief. "Yes, I'm English, what of it?"
English people present will be able to testify that I’m famous in England. Admittedly, fame does lose a little of its cachet when you have to tell people that you have it.
My personality doesn’t work without fame. Without fame, this haircut just looks like mental illness.
Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
Simon Brodkin (as Lee Nelson) - "I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them."
Alistair McGowan - "I've just split up from my girlfriend, which is a shame, because it was a long-standing arrangement. Perhaps if we'd sat down a
. . .I got some early results from the Afghanistanian election. And this just in, apparently Al Franken is ahead.
You folks excited about the Afghanistan election? Well, don’t get too excited because there’s already reports of irregularities in Broward and Dade County.
You think campaigning is difficult here in the United States. You try campaigning in Afghanistan. You ever try to put a bumper sticker on a camel? I mean, come on.
