After an Energy Star was given to several fake products, the General Accountability Office says its staff “saw that it looked like it was really a rubber stamp”. That was when the GAO decided to push it by seeking an Energy Star for a gas-powered alarm clock.
Some real rubber stamp slogans:
“Find him and kill him” – Top Secret
“Paternal conflict syndrome” – Hotshots
“Leave me out of this”
“Is this supposed to be a joke?”
--thecareerbreaksite.com
“Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.”
“Therapy is expensive. Rubber stamps are cheap. You choose.”
– rubbernation.com
Archives for March 2010
Letterman on the Census
by Michele March 30th, 2010 | Humor, Late Night TV
Why filling out the form may not be as easy as it seems-
Oh, hey, are you ready for the 2010 census? It's going to be complicated this year, so the government should have patience. Here's part of the problem: Most Americans count as two.
Why 10 questions in 10 minutes can have lasting consequences-
Have you filled out a census form? Here's the deal: 10 questions in 10 minutes. That's what they're saying. Coincidentally, that is how John McCain chose his running mate.
Oh, hey, are you ready for the 2010 census? It's going to be complicated this year, so the government should have patience. Here's part of the problem: Most Americans count as two.
Why 10 questions in 10 minutes can have lasting consequences-
Have you filled out a census form? Here's the deal: 10 questions in 10 minutes. That's what they're saying. Coincidentally, that is how John McCain chose his running mate.
Value
by Jane Wangersky March 29th, 2010 | Humor
“I went fishing with a couple of ‘friends’, and we agreed that whoever caught the first fish would buy dinner for everyone. Well, they were getting bites and deliberately not reeling them in so I’d get stuck buying dinner!”
“Some friends! So, how much did dinner cost you?”
“Oh, I didn’t pay for it. I had no bait on my hook.”
Customer: This is sterling silverware? It doesn’t look like it.
Salesman: That’s the best thing about it – you can leave it out in plain sight and no burglar will touch it.
“Some friends! So, how much did dinner cost you?”
“Oh, I didn’t pay for it. I had no bait on my hook.”
Customer: This is sterling silverware? It doesn’t look like it.
Salesman: That’s the best thing about it – you can leave it out in plain sight and no burglar will touch it.
Does the Health Care Bill Cover Anti-Delusion Pills?
by Jane Wangersky March 26th, 2010 | Humor, Late Night TV
Supporters of the bill say the American people now get the same health benefits members of Congress get, which is great. See, if we can just get some of those other perks — the free travel, the envelopes with the cash in them, the get-out-of-jail-free cards — oh, all of that could be great.
-–Jay Leno
The disrespect shown Americans in the #hcr debate by the majority proves that ARROGANCE must be a pre-existing condition.
-- Congressman Glenn Thompson
I’m worried health care has pushed my Tour out of the headlines. I’m also worried my anti-delusion pills are wearing off. Need more pills.
--Conan
-–Jay Leno
The disrespect shown Americans in the #hcr debate by the majority proves that ARROGANCE must be a pre-existing condition.
-- Congressman Glenn Thompson
I’m worried health care has pushed my Tour out of the headlines. I’m also worried my anti-delusion pills are wearing off. Need more pills.
--Conan
That Kucinich Is Everywhere
by Michele March 25th, 2010 | Humor, Late Night TV
Even better than Superman! It's a highway, it's an airport, it's Congressman Kucinich!
Did you see Mount Rushmore today? They’re adding Dennis Kucinich’s face to it.
Now, I don’t want to imply he made a deal, but he announced it at Cleveland’s new airport, which is right next to the Dennis Kucinich Highway and the new Dennis Kucinich Middle School.
--Jay Leno
I flew here from Cleveland, and I flew out of the Dennis Kucinich Airport.
--Bill Clinton
Did you see Mount Rushmore today? They’re adding Dennis Kucinich’s face to it.
Now, I don’t want to imply he made a deal, but he announced it at Cleveland’s new airport, which is right next to the Dennis Kucinich Highway and the new Dennis Kucinich Middle School.
--Jay Leno
I flew here from Cleveland, and I flew out of the Dennis Kucinich Airport.
--Bill Clinton
