Really? 92,000 pages -- I would hope that would be the biggest leak. Seeing as it beats the Pentagon Papers by, I don't know, 85,000 pages? Perhaps this might be an appropriate time to let leakers of military documents know : It's not a competition.
Oh, it's just secret. I was worried, I thought it was Top Secret. Secret -- that is a much lower security classification. It actually goes -- Army classification -- Secret, Top Secret, and then I believe it's Pop Secret. That's where all our military information is
Archives for July 2010
Pop Secret
by Jane Wangersky July 30th, 2010 | Humor, Late Night TV
Jon Stewart on "the biggest leak in U.S. military history":
The World of Love
by Michele July 29th, 2010 | Humor
Some thoughts from Jerry Seinfeld:
What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked.
I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The
Comic Book Guys
by Jane Wangersky July 28th, 2010 | Humor
There's a guy at Comic-Con wearing a sci fi costume who has a stunted emotional life. Arrest on sight.
-- Conan O’Brien
If you didn't go to the San Diego Comic-Con this year you either A) didn't have a burning hole in your run of Justice League Europe that needed fixing or, more likely B) didn't care to stand in line for hours to see Robert Downey Jr. onstage about a mile away from your seat and a few minutes of preview footage or C) you are not a nerd.
-- Simon Abrams, NY Press
-- Conan O’Brien
If you didn't go to the San Diego Comic-Con this year you either A) didn't have a burning hole in your run of Justice League Europe that needed fixing or, more likely B) didn't care to stand in line for hours to see Robert Downey Jr. onstage about a mile away from your seat and a few minutes of preview footage or C) you are not a nerd.
-- Simon Abrams, NY Press
This Apple Is Losing Its Shine
by Michele July 27th, 2010 | Humor, Late Night TV
Apple will now offer a free iPhone case for all iPhone users. It's not going to help reception, but it protects the iPhone after you throw it against the wall.
For the first time since April, oil has stopped gushing into the Gulf of Mexico. I'm not sure what engineers they used to fix it but I think we can rule out the guys who created the new iPhone 4.
(I)n 1944, a bomb intended for Adolf Hitler exploded but failed to kill him. It was a defective device called the Apple iBomb. It would
For the first time since April, oil has stopped gushing into the Gulf of Mexico. I'm not sure what engineers they used to fix it but I think we can rule out the guys who created the new iPhone 4.
(I)n 1944, a bomb intended for Adolf Hitler exploded but failed to kill him. It was a defective device called the Apple iBomb. It would
Talking Back to the Signs
by Jane Wangersky July 26th, 2010 | Humor
Olympic returns: Tags must be on and in brand new condition. (So long after the Olympics, they want the tags still looking brand new? At least it seems they're not so fussy about the merchandise.)
Danger: High Voltage. Do Not Back In. (Because we want you to SEE what's about to kill you.)
No Solicitng. (As Conan O'Brien says, "The YMCA has officially shortened it's name to "The Y". You know times are tough when letters are even getting laid off.")
No Road Lines. Hm, it's not just letters, either . . .
Danger: High Voltage. Do Not Back In. (Because we want you to SEE what's about to kill you.)
No Solicitng. (As Conan O'Brien says, "The YMCA has officially shortened it's name to "The Y". You know times are tough when letters are even getting laid off.")
No Road Lines. Hm, it's not just letters, either . . .
