Arianna, shame on you for promoting what you call your HuffPost Sanity Bus. Be true to your roots, madame, and sponsor transportation to my March to Keep Fear Alive on an insanity bus. It's just like a normal bus, but you would have to be insane to get on it, because instead of a human driver it is being driver by this brick with googly eyes. . .which I will place on the gas pedal.
Archives for September 2010
Colbert’s Insanity Bus
by Michele September 30th, 2010 | Humor, Late Night TV
After Arianna Huffington announced that she would be busing attendees to Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity", Stephen Colbert responded:
Thoughts on Letters
by Jane Wangersky September 29th, 2010 | Humor, Late Night TV
Saturday Night Live host to Katy Perry: What happened to your shirt? Looks like today's show was brought by the number 38 and the letters double D!
Conan O'Brien: Rmbr – dooont Twet whljik you driv. It is dngrou7s
Gene Weingarten on Facebook users:. . . the word they choose most often is "boring." They tend to spell it with extra o's or r's, for emphasis. If you check for "boooring" and then keep adding one o, you find at least one hit, until you get to 31 consecutive o's. When you try "borrrring" and keep adding
Conan O'Brien: Rmbr – dooont Twet whljik you driv. It is dngrou7s
Gene Weingarten on Facebook users:. . . the word they choose most often is "boring." They tend to spell it with extra o's or r's, for emphasis. If you check for "boooring" and then keep adding one o, you find at least one hit, until you get to 31 consecutive o's. When you try "borrrring" and keep adding
Casting a Spell on Delaware
by Michele September 28th, 2010 | Humor, Late Night TV
Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is taking criticism because she once said she dabbled in witchcraft. Yeah, everyone is talking about this. O'Donnell was like, 'If one more person claims I'm a witch, I will take legal action against them and their little dog, too!'
--Jimmy Fallon
Well, you know what's interesting, O'Donnell said she dabbled in witchcraft, and her opponent, Democratic candidate Chris Coons, he had no comment. He wanted to comment, but he lost his voice, went blind and came down with boils.
--Jay Leno
The state of Delaware has nominated and they're going
--Jimmy Fallon
Well, you know what's interesting, O'Donnell said she dabbled in witchcraft, and her opponent, Democratic candidate Chris Coons, he had no comment. He wanted to comment, but he lost his voice, went blind and came down with boils.
--Jay Leno
The state of Delaware has nominated and they're going
Critic Gets Critical
by Jane Wangersky September 27th, 2010 | Humor
Chris Knight on You Again:
Betty White may have just jumped the shark. This is no small feat for a woman who was born during the Harding administration . . .
Kristen Bell . . . plays Marni Olivia Olsen (no three-letter monograms on her towels, thank you).
Happiness isn’t everything? That’s good to know, because I’m not feeling any right now.
And Legend of the Guardians:
Why, for instance, do the bad owls employ bats in the construction of their doomsday weapon? One flyer explains: "They have no gizzards to be impaired by the power of the flecks." Of
Betty White may have just jumped the shark. This is no small feat for a woman who was born during the Harding administration . . .
Kristen Bell . . . plays Marni Olivia Olsen (no three-letter monograms on her towels, thank you).
Happiness isn’t everything? That’s good to know, because I’m not feeling any right now.
And Legend of the Guardians:
Why, for instance, do the bad owls employ bats in the construction of their doomsday weapon? One flyer explains: "They have no gizzards to be impaired by the power of the flecks." Of
“We call this THE CONAN”
by Jane Wangersky September 24th, 2010 | Humor, Late Night TV
Fan Lance Pelletier asked Conan O'Brien about his favorite sandwich. O'Brien made a video -- and more -- for him.
You start out with a whole loaf of bread. . . Get processed ham and processed turkey. Don't use the real stuff, it's the processing that makes it healthy . . . Gravy. Gotta have gravy . . . Fiber's important, so I add Flax Plus . . . Then I add a few Chicken McNuggets . . . And you push ‘em right in and the gravy holds them . . . I'm going to send this
