The Modern Phrenology Society (phrenology claims to read people’s characters from the bumps on their skulls) says, with the help of global warming, it’s:
“Restoring Science to its Proper Place….the Nineteenth Century!”
Thankfully, Phrenology can benefit from a number of modern social trends. Government regulations may soon shutter the automobile industry, giving great hope [to] the former industrial giants in the harness manufacturing sector. The dreaded nineteenth century incandescent light bulb has been outlawed reviving hope for the candle and oil lamp trades. Rolling blackouts from sporadic wind and solar power generation will reinforce this trend.
