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Enjoy Your Ride

by Jane Wangersky February 2nd, 2012 | Funny Pics, Humor
"$200 fine for smoking or vomiting in this vehicle"?

The limo company may find, as time goes by, that they have to expand the fine schedule a little, to add things like:

  • $5 for getting into the vehicle while smelling of cigarette smoke

  • $10 for telling jokes/stories likely to make other passengers vomit

  • $12 for eating the air freshener

  • $15 for spilling a Slurpee -- $17.50 if it contains red or green

  • $75 for vomiting out the window and hitting the outside of the vehicle

  • $100 for flicking your Bic (do people still say that?)

  • $125 for chewin', $300 if you spit

  • $1000 for getting into the vehicle
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Big Questions

by Jane Wangersky January 26th, 2012 | Funny Pics, Humor, Ponderings
"Sometimes, it's nice to relax in the park and think about the mysteries of our universe. Like . . . why don't we build park benches we don't have to climb up? Why are rocks and blades of grass so big? Why  are animals made of nylon and humans made of wood? Is it time to get a new coat of varnish? Is anyone going to come with a ladder, or should I just jump and try to land on Rover?"
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Victoria’s Laundry

by Jane Wangersky January 16th, 2012 | Funny Pics, Humor
This rock with a warning comes to us from Victoria Falls, Africa, one of the wonders of the world and a great tourist attraction. Also, it seems, a place where tourists are tempted to indulge in their favorite activities: Swimming, showering, and . . . laundry.

Long ago, Miss Manners wrote about the absurdity of people "wearing clothes they washed themselves in hotel bathrooms" saying they wanted to avoid "the tourists". Maybe some of them have tried to get around this by washing their clothes in spectacular mile-wide waterfalls instead? I mean, there must be some reason the warning was
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And What’s That Rock Behind Him?

by Jane Wangersky December 15th, 2011 | Funny Pics, Humor
I was looking for a nice photo that showed what a great place Mexico City was, when I came across this alarming item.

Apparently, while crossing the street in Mexico City, you should beware miniature missiles, possibly nuclear, that strike at knee level.

Why isn't the State Department warning people about this? They've got plenty to say about drug runners who set up their own checkpoints on the highways, scammers who pretend to be your mom calling from a Mexican jail, and "large firefights" between criminal gangs or gangs and the police -- but it takes a stock photo collection to
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Just Keep Driving, It’s Easier

by Jane Wangersky December 6th, 2011 | Funny Pics, Humor
We begin with the words "For Further Road Directional Signs" and an arrow pointing . . . over the fence.

What's back there, you ask? Apparently a four-star hotel and restaurant called the Boathouse.

Next we have arrows pointing in opposite directions.

So -- you're supposed to turn your car either left or right, leap out of it and over the fence, onto the grounds of the hotel, where your reward for reckless endangerment will be to find more road signs that are probably every bit as helpful as these?

The photographer who took this picture has a name for it: "Don't ask".
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