Radical far-Left conspiracy nut and film maker Oliver Stone endorsed far-Right isolationist nut and presidential candidate Ron Paul this week. I guess that’s proof that you can go so far Left you’re Right. Or that both halves meet somewhere in the middle.
I’m thinking that since Paul is running in the Republican primary, Stone’s endorsement probably cost him more votes than it gained.
But it did give me an idea. I need some celebrity endorsements to soup up my campaign. Not your Hollywood elite – they’re pretty much committed to the Democrats (with the obvious exception of Mr. Stone). The Pro-wrestlers and NASCAR drivers all support the Republicans, so they’re out.
So who’s left? Reality TV stars.
My plan is simple, really. I’ll invite a bunch of losers… ahem, runners up… from the various reality TV shows to compete in a new show in which they have to go out and pimp my campaign. We’ll call it something extremely clever like “Pimp My Campaign.” The prize will be a cabinet position for the contestant who hustles the most votes. Genius, eh?
(U.S. Navy photo of Kellie Pickler)
