Jon Stewart asked Mayor Bloomberg of New York City for an autograph — then revealed that what he had signed was an “All-Access Five Borough Parking Pass”.
Bloomberg: Did you see the name I put on it?
Stewart (reading): “Jon Stewart”. BLOOMBERG!
Moving right along. . .
Bloomberg: There’s already a mosque down there within four blocks of the World Trade Center. There’s porno places, there’s fast food places — I mean, come on, it’s a vibrant community. It’s New York.
Stewart: Why did you have to look at me when you said “porno places”?
Bloomberg: I was trying to make it relevant to you.
