“It’s a tough job market out there, that’s why I always try to keep you abreast of the latest job openings, and today there is a big one. Fox News White House Correspondent and David Gregory on horse testosterone, Major Garrett, has announced that he is leaving the network. Now according to Garrett, he is leaving Fox News for the National Journal because he wants to talk less and think more. So, if you’re an unemployed reporter who likes to talk but does not like to think, Fox News is hiring.”
–Stephen Colbert
