Major league baseball had a home run derby last night. Maybe it’s me, but have you noticed it’s not as exciting now they’ve eliminated the steroids? In fact, most of the guys hit the ball off a tee.
George Steinbrenner passed away . . . within hours of entering Heaven, he fired God and told Jesus, “Lose the beard.”
After two and a half hours, [Spain] beat the Netherlands 1-0 . . . You know who has the best job in the World Cup? The guy running the scoreboard. “Hey, Bob, you put the 1 up there? Take a break, you’re good for another two and a half hours!”
