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Comedian Whitney Cummings:

A couple months ago I got a brand new hybrid car. Four days into owning it I filled it up with diesel fuel. I didn’t even know what diesel was. The regular was out of order, I saw the green button on the diesel pump and thought, “Oh, green! That one’s probably better for the environment.” The nozzle didn’t fit into the hole, but I figured the newer car models didn’t fit with the old nozzles, so I jammed it in. A mile later my car was a ball of fire.