He just makes news reporting so much more humorous, with Jay Leno’s help.
*BBC is reporting that Venezuela may have massive oil reserves, more than even Saudi Arabia. You know what that means? We could have invaded closer to home and saved gas.
*But to be fair to President Bush, at the time we invaded Iraq, he thought Venezuela was a planet.
*Of course, today, he corrected himself. He now realizes Venezuela is those horns they blow at the World Cup.
